Watch
Pap Smears: Give her the gift that not even Santa can deliver.
Dec 20th
idiosyncrasies:
annahinks:
HHHHNNNNNGGGGG
As this was...
Dec 20th
Stay In Drugs. Don't Do School.
Dec 20th
Listen
MUSE - Starlight
Dec 20th
OMFG&S&A*&*@GE*& STARLIGHT!!!
Dec 20th
Asbestos: It's Asbestos can be!
Dec 20th
The best moments on SNL happen when they...
Dec 20th
SNL Snooky > Real Snooky
Like, exponentially better.
Dec 20th
buzzzlightyear:
Be more beautiful pleaseee
Jizzed.
Dec 20th
buzzzlightyear:
Right now. In my pants.
mrgolightly:
...
Dec 20th
Reblog if OH MY GOD I WANNA MAKE OUT...
Dec 20th
James Franco looks kinda downsie when he...
Dec 20th
We could with myself.
Dec 20th
Who likes to snuggle?
I’ll be your Snuggle-up-against.
Dec 20th
(via sinkthatship)
Dec 20th
Cannot be un-seen.
Dec 20th
I’m too much woman for you.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Dec 20th
shenanijinx:
(via quarantina)
So Cute!
Dec 20th
The best kind of Prize is a Sur-Prize!
Dec 20th
joehoe:
continuants:
(via synecdoche)
call me...
Dec 20th
-ryan:
Oh god.
Is this from the SNL skit?
Dec 20th
(via folkinz)
West Coast, Spoiler Alert.
Dec 20th
And my IPod died. I’m outta here. This party is awkwardsville anyhoo.
Dec 20th
J.Lo on the red carpet with her husband, Skeletor.
Dec 20th
-ryan:
Trace Cyrus, why is there a skeleton on your...
Dec 20th
sinkthatship:
827:
Sarah Jessica Parker on the set of...
Dec 20th
Sarah Jessica Parker on the set of Sex In The City 2.
Dec 20th
benjyie:
(via fuckyeahbillhader)
Go to the store, buy a...
Dec 20th
FuckDamnShitBalls
My battery is totes running out. I’m dead.
Dec 20th
So now I'm hanging out with the kids
Because I believe the children are our future. Plus kids totally get me.
Dec 20th
Resorting to AIM to keep me entertained
Ochodossiete
Dec 20th
Am I drunk yet?
Dec 20th
I seriously don't know anyone but my...
And, And I’m tumbling at a party. What is my life? Maybe If I drink enough, I won’t...
Dec 20th
-ryan:
(via bathroomwindow)
Dec 20th
sinkthatship:
asianxsensation:
themashoojames:(via...
Dec 20th
I'm drinking the skunkiest Corona alive...
Um, what?
Dec 20th
(via hardenthefuckup)
Dec 20th
jermainia:
getyourliferight:
daysinboston:
tlbb:
...
Dec 20th
Dude there are boners all over my...
I’m not complaining, i’m just sayin’. It’s like, boner, boner, akinator,...
Dec 19th
Then Keegan Gerhard was like “10 seconds” and I...
Dec 19th
Jason’s philosophy on baking: Attack every project...
Dec 19th
I’m sorry but a man can’t have eyebrows that...
Dec 19th
Whenever Jason Ellis does a Food Network challenge, my...
Dec 19th
(via travs | landryandfriends)
Dec 19th
I'm considering re-gifting the TomTom...
Nobody knows I won it, so no one’s the wiser, but I’LL know, and it might haunt me. ...
Dec 19th
Watch
fortunaforme:
HAHAHAHAH
Worst siblings ever.
Dec 19th
Dammit, there's a Dirty Jobs marathon on...
fortunaforme: 827: I’m never getting out of the house. Mmmmmmm…mike rowe. I Know Right!
Dec 19th
Dammit, there's a Dirty Jobs marathon on...
I’m never getting out of the house.
Dec 19th
heckyeahup:
fyeahpixarmovies:
Squirrel!
Dec 19th
Once you've had Undercover Brother,...
Did I do it right?
Dec 19th
Torri,
fogcitymaverick: 827: Click the “Xmas” tag, scroll down, and choose “Star of David” and you can...
Dec 19th
Torri,
Click the “Xmas” tag, scroll down, and choose “Star of David” and you can...
Dec 19th
(via newagehippie | stonerparty)
My favorite game for the...
Dec 19th
(via darth-vader)
Dec 19th
These assholes that jump rope in the...
I’d love to throw a 10 lb. plate at them one of these days. Find a corner somewhere...
Dec 19th
When you're half asleep and watching...
And I’m instantly wide awake again.
Dec 19th
benjyie:
leopardnimoy:
If I was a flower growin’ wild...
Dec 19th
There's no such thing as Santa Clause
Not since he was killed by a jet in 1963.
Dec 19th
"Miracle On 69th St."
Go, Now. Make it happen.
Dec 19th
coreysean:
herroman:
tumblrisforfaggots:
...
Dec 19th
(via helveticunt)
Dec 19th
Ummmmmm, Grilled?
Bitch Please.
Dec 19th
Molly... You in danger, bitch!
Dec 19th
fogcitymaverick:
heylookathatree:
...
Dec 19th
hausofreds:
angiedays:
Photo:Angie Days
Ahhh…sooo...
Dec 19th
Give AND Receive this Christmas
Sounds hotter than intended.
Dec 19th
You’re?
Dec 19th
Cross-Country Tickle Tour
Coming to a city near you!
Dec 19th
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Dec 19th
Tickle fight, anyone?
Anyone? Yes? No?
Dec 19th
My finger has a heartbeat.
Dec 19th
helveticunt:
(via theescapekey)
Asian kitty is Asian.
Dec 19th
Beer, Chicken and Waffles earlier and...
And it feels like I’m burping fire. My body hates me right now.
Dec 19th
haus-of-ricky:
(via thelovelybones)
BITCH! shut the fuck...
Dec 19th
inothernews:
oldfilmsflicker:
thereal1990s:
(via...
Dec 19th
Quickest way into my pants?
Bring me Chicken Nuggets.
Dec 19th
methyl-red:
(via redsuspenders)
:o
Hah.
Dec 19th
Watch
buzzzlightyear:
Am I really that bored at work that I’ve come down to watching a spanish soap...
Dec 19th
(via sonnysanchez | karenlikeslunch)
Dec 19th
AGAIN!!!
Dec 19th
I'm the baby, gotta love me!
Dec 19th
DID SOMEONE SAY PIE!?
Dec 19th
I like my Oprah jolly, like Santa
Skinny Oprah, GTFO!
Dec 19th
Don't you think I'm so sexy? I'm just...
Dec 19th
WWOE?
What Won’t Oprah Eat?
Dec 19th
Look, now Oprah's eating her Star of...
MmmmNomNomNomNomNomNomNomNom
Dec 19th
k-troll:
pragmatism:
hammerito:
clintisiceman:
...
Dec 18th
I deleted my tagged post but my icon is...
(via acquired-minds) Go back to the Xmas page and choose “none”.
Dec 18th
Y'all, I'm Oprah the Red-Nosed Reindeer
My icon is hella special!
Dec 18th
I chose to be Rudolph
Buddy the Elf wearing a Santa hat and beard would’ve been overkill.
Dec 18th
Merry Sexmas
Dec 18th
fuckyeahalexanderskarsgard:
telematics:
Tha’s what...
Dec 18th
Roscoe’s Chicken And Waffles for lunch. If you...
Dec 18th
nickholmes:
…show them all the beauty they possess...
Dec 18th
Where's MY fucking snow day... Southern...
Dec 18th
Operation Don't Drop Dumbo
Dec 18th
Explosions and Falling Buildings: The...
Dec 18th
EVARRRRRR!!!
Dec 18th
Listen
haus-of-ricky:
Rihanna - Please Don’t Stop The Music
BEST RIHANNA SONG EVER!
EVER!
Dec 18th
'2012' is lke an assault on my face
And not the good kind.
Dec 18th
Canoodling.
Dec 18th
Listen
Gucci Crew - Sally (That Girl)
IT’S FRIDAY, BITCHES!!!
Dec 18th
Tumblr app, y u so shitty?
Dec 18th
Bitch, how do I not have access to my own posts?
Dec 18th
Jazz Hands
Jazz Hands Jazz Hands Jazz Hands
Dec 18th
delectable562:
semidios:
Milky way
Dec 18th
Cyley Myrus
Dec 18th
9gag:
All we need is warmth
:)
Dec 18th
-ryan:
metalbukkakerainforyou:
(via cooldogs)
Dec 18th
We're eating at BJ's. Dinner's on you.
Dec 18th
Who wouldn't have dinner at a place...
Dec 18th
Listen
Horatio Sanz, Jimmy Fallon, Chris Kattan, Tracy Morgan - Christmas Will Soon Be Here
Download
Dec 18th
3.5 in. floppy dicks
Dec 18th
OMG, I rememer AOL on 3 1/2 inch floppy...
I’M FUCKING OLD. OLD AS DUST!!!
Dec 18th
You've Got Mail is on
futurecanadian: 827: They used AOL and it looks so fuckin’ ancient. I’m LOLing at how lame AOL...
Dec 18th
You've Got Mail is on
They used AOL and it looks so fuckin’ ancient. I’m LOLing at how lame AOL was.
Dec 18th
There's no beating my balls
They’re made from a secret Schweddy Family recipe!
Dec 18th
No one can resist my Schweddy Balls
NO ONE!!!
Dec 18th
My favorite Lolcat and words to live by.
Dec 17th
I heard Tiger Woods was getting "Athlete...
Not for Sports, but for Vagina Wrestling.
Dec 17th
Today was one of those days I wished the...
It’s hard to fly under the radar and be unassuming when people keep trying to talk to me.
Dec 16th
“Oh, we’re not losers. Just ignore that dumb...
Dec 16th
Dec 16th
Kindness is just Love with it's...
Dec 16th
Entering contacts by hand like yeah
Hating this phone like yeah
Dec 16th
GPOYW - “Tumblr confuses me right now” Edition
Dec 16th
I'm just asking my family what they want...
So you know what they’re not getting from me? Originality (which is overrated anyway).
Dec 16th
Watch
Rupert the Bear made me wish I was British.
I guess I even found British accents sexy when I was a...
Dec 16th
Dr. Crusher should have been played by a...
For obvious reasons.
Dec 16th
“God I love Asia! There are no regulations on ANYTHING. Did...”
— Veronica (played by Portia de...
— Veronica (played by Portia de...
Dec 16th
Watch
c-newt:
How long do those mistakes live on?
No lie. I hate when people reblog my stupidity.
Dec 16th
(via lfrodriguez | supersonicelectronic)
Dec 16th
I love how I find my grammatical errors...
Which means I looked like an idiot for fuckin’ hours. :\
Dec 16th
Hey @jimgerfag, thanx for the follow!
Dec 16th
I still consider the one from The Ghostbusters the...
Dec 16th
Sometimes I am just overcome by it all
artificialcinnamon: You are all beautiful people. I mean that. It’s silly how worked up I am...
Dec 16th
Thanks bunches!
Dec 16th
Hi @le-lo, thanx a bunch!
Dec 16th
I find myself less inclined to follow...
artificialcinnamon: 827: Don’t know why. I like you AC, you are TheBomb[dot]Com!
Dec 16th
Hi @emilyisabell and @buzzzlightyear!
Dec 16th
I LOVE THE STRAIGHTS!
Don’t get me wrong. Unless they’re straight girls, I guess I just can’t relate.
Dec 16th
I find myself less inclined to follow...
Don’t know why.
Dec 16th
haus-of-ricky:
Dis is my token white frand. Betty Don know...
Dec 16th
I'm the youngest, crotchety old man in...
Or so I’m told.
Dec 16th
Also on my shit-list today: FEDEX
Do not trust FEDEX. She is a fugly slut!
Dec 16th
I fucking hate driving
Maybe it’s the fact that I have to sit in 2 hours of traffic everyday that’s getting to...
Dec 16th
:]
Yes, Ukulele Boy is too cute for words. And yes,...
Dec 15th
Listen
blaaargh:
AMERIE — Talkin’ To Me (Trackmasters Remix)
Dec 15th
DC Council Passes Gay Marriage 11-2
jesseboy: (via notthatkindagay) HOORAY!
Dec 15th
STARVING.
And the only cure is a BBQ Pulled Pork Sandwich.
Dec 15th
(via shenanijinx | lifeisdelicious)
Dec 15th
Make anything miniature, and it's...
Case in point: Pigmy Hippos Observe- Regular hippos? NOT cute. But, Pigmy Hippos? ...
Dec 15th
Watch
Blowjob Girl
How dry do you want it?
HAHAHA.
Dec 15th
Listen
warrennotg:
Ciara & Missy Elliott - 1, 2 Step
Dec 15th
(via fuckyeahfightclub | srhtrn)
Yes, that’s a Twilight...
Dec 15th
My hair is so shiney this morning
I hope the rest of the day goes as well
Dec 15th
(via mattevrard)
Dec 15th
nickholmes:
“I’m so excited.”
“I’m so scared.”
Dec 15th
I love the musically retarded 8th grader
Dec 15th
(via daysinboston)
Dec 15th
tlbb:
(via thepriest)
Dec 15th
The difference between Tiger Woods and...
daaavit: jadorexyryllboss: Santa stops after three hos. LOL (via msmykiss)
Dec 15th
The Dos Equis commercial for "The Most...
Lame sauce.
Dec 15th
(via benjyie | yourdealer | tinyxo | floatingintheblue |...
Dec 15th
@827
idiosyncrasies: That would be why I posted the song, haha. Sounds like someone’s watching...
Dec 15th
Listen
(via idiosyncrasies | girlylollipop)
“L-O-V-E” by Joss Stone Originally by Nat King Cole.
...
Dec 15th
(via friskky)
His job sucks.
Dec 15th
-ryan:
IF SHE WAS ON HER CELL PHONE, SHE’D BE A TRIPLE...
Dec 15th
@Any
That’s the plan this February. I’ll be another IPhone user.
Dec 15th
warrennotg:
Ooooh, his name is
Calculon!
Dec 15th
I guess Verizon wants me to switch...
At least that’s how I see it when they don’t deliver my phone when they said they...
Dec 15th
jessnha:
hot male model spam10
I love Brazil.
Dec 14th
Listen
TLC - Sleigh Ride
Dec 14th
(via newagehippie | drencrome)
Dec 14th
Love will never do without you.
Dec 14th
Keeping a low profile after my drunken...
Apparently, there’s video AND photo documentation that I’m a hot mess of a drunk. When...
Dec 14th
joehoe:
Oh yes.
Dec 14th
Dec 14th
If they don't come out with a comparable...
Get your shit together, Verizon.
Dec 14th
I haven't had a phone since Wednesday
My replacent comes tomorrow. I don’t know how anyone can live without a cellphone. The last...
Dec 14th
“Why don’t Catholics eat meat on Fridays? I’ll...”
— Tracy Jordan
— Tracy Jordan
Dec 14th
Good Merlinpeen to you!
Dec 14th
I'm scared to go to work tomorrow
I have a feeling I made a complete ass of myself at the Christmas Party.
Dec 14th
I'm watching "Fight Club" for the...
It’s impossible to get tired of this movie.
Dec 14th
I cuddle with my pillow and pretend it's...
r-y-a-n: bobbyrobbieguaba: Please Like you don’t do it too? EVERY NIGHT. Guilty.
Dec 14th
Some people leave out "d-bag" from their...
Why?
Dec 14th
fuckyeahfightclub:
(via fuckyeahtylerdurden)
Oh, hai!
Dec 14th
(via darth-vader | macaroononastick)
Dec 14th
Listen
Lady Gaga - Paper Gangsta
Love it.
Dec 13th
(via fuckyeahfightclub)
Dec 13th
Watch
haus-of-ricky:
LOOSEN UP MY BUTTONS BABE!
RIP PCD.
Dec 13th
Listen
Freak Nasty - Da Dip
I heard this while shopping for Christmas presents today. It took all the...
Dec 13th
hammerito:
travs:
duncn:
thefrogman:
...
Dec 13th
Surprise #2: I woke up in a Junior Suite...
So luckily, Chris, I didn’t use the Navi to get home.
Dec 13th
Apparently I won a TomTom Navigation...
I must’ve been so drunk that night because I didn’t realize it until I looked through my...
Dec 13th
“You are not a special snowflake. You are the same rotting...”
— Tyler Durden
— Tyler Durden
Dec 13th
“The things you own end up owning you.”
— Tyler Durden
— Tyler Durden
Dec 13th
(via fuckyeahfightclub)
Dec 13th
(via sinkthatship)
Dec 13th
Dec 13th
(via darth-vader)
Dec 13th
(via helveticunt)
Dec 13th
I was a drunk mess last night and took a...
Dec 13th
helveticunt:
mrgolightly:
whiteytighties:...
Dec 13th
(via blaaargh)
Dec 13th
Hung Over Town. Population: Me.
Dec 12th
I just wanna watch movies and go to...
Stupid work Christmas party.
Dec 12th
People make a lot of bold statements...
I like to believe that when they say some of the things they say, their goal is to stimulate debate...
Dec 11th
GaGaism > Verdukkianism
Dec 11th
helveticunt:
laceandglitter:
ispysj:
:’)
Dec 11th
Soup.
Soup will make it better. There’s absolutely NOTHING that soup can’t fix.
Dec 11th
This is what you get when you try to talk to a non-morning...
Dec 11th
Happy Hanukkah to all my Hebrews and...
Dec 11th
Attempting a Tumblr break.
The next few days will be busy anyway, so what better time than now to try it. We’ll see how...
Dec 10th
2009 can suck my pussy!
cassiefuckenbby: 2010 better be better. 2009 , you can fuck yourself. Could not have said it...
Dec 10th
(via lordolimar)
Dec 10th
CORK SOAKER.
Dec 10th
CAULK.
(via inothernews)
Dec 10th
imawinner:
(via jasmynsimone | savefork8t)
HAi GUrL!
...
Dec 10th
bunnyfood:
Some awesome 80’s tattoos
Why does Falkor...
Dec 10th
@lordolimar
I’m with Verizon too, and have the Voyager, which sucks balls, to say the least. I’m...
Dec 10th
Watch
mikey-v:
fatalextraction:
fuckyeahladygaga:
Telephone choreography
YESSSSS! They fuckin...
Dec 10th
No seriously, my phone is jacked up
lordolimar: 827: It keeps restarting. I CAN HAZ IPHONE NOW? I’ve been having the same issue...
Dec 10th
No seriously, my phone is jacked up
It keeps restarting. I CAN HAZ IPHONE NOW?
Dec 10th
I need an old priest and a young priest
…because my phone has rabies.
Dec 10th
I'm about to go Old Yeller on my phone
…because it’s possessed.
Dec 10th
karlmotherfuckinglagerfeld:
hello kitty karl lagerfeld
...
Dec 10th
@brett-turner
Yes. I’ll need your email. You can formspring it to me.
Dec 9th
GPOYW
Dec 9th
Watch
skylor:
“what’s that spell?”
I used to NEVER be a cheerleader!
Dec 9th
r-y-a-n:
allcreatures:
hbakes:
something-wonderful:
...
Dec 9th
brouillon:
Pixelated martial artists
Dec 9th
Watch
Lady GaGa - Telephone (Video Parody)
Brb, giving birth to a telephone.
Dec 9th
(via fuckyeahchrispine)
Dec 9th
Philippines to Criminalize Gay Marriage
Dec 9th
500 Days of Cobra Commander
Dec 9th
Step Up 3: Rise of the Cobra
Mehh. It’s whatevs.
Dec 9th
I love Costco more than life itself
Dec 9th
nickholmes:
All the science I ever needed I learned from...
Dec 9th
So I'm Googlewavin' and I apparently...
If you wants, I haz. You want?
Dec 9th
827
artificialcinnamon: Be my googlewave friend? How do you even do that? haha. ...
Dec 9th
(via fuckyeahchrispine)
Dec 9th
imsvsims:
“No, I’m reading it from your book, dude!”
...
Dec 9th
Listen
Distance & Time.
“this song is dedicated to all the lovers who can’t be together, separated by...
Dec 9th
blaaargh:
This is the kind of synergy we need in the 21st...
Dec 9th
helveticunt:
megpi:
alcoholicgifts:
Awesome.
epic...
Dec 9th
(via shenanijinx | snickerdoodle85)
This little guy had...
Dec 9th
I love jews
It makes me happy.
Dec 9th
Olive juice
It makes me happy.
Dec 9th
I love juice
It makes me happy.
Dec 9th
Watch
helveticunt:
YA’LL BITCHES SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YA’LLSELVES.
Hah.
Dec 9th
(via maxmcknight | amandaconda)
Dec 9th
More than horses love rainbows!
Dec 9th
lolz.
Dec 9th
sinkthatship:
barbarienne:
(via fuckyeahhipsterkitty)
...
Dec 9th
Listen
SADE - By Your Side
Love her sooooo much.
Dec 9th
Watch
lfrodriguez:
heysean:
fuckyeahladygaga:
Teletubbies do it just like GaGa
FTW.
I don’t...
Dec 9th
nickjonasthinks:
fuckyeahdisneyrocks:
Oh Nick…
...
Dec 9th
I'm kicking ass in Jeopardy right now
Dec 9th
Listen
SADE - No Ordinary Love
Still love her.
Dec 9th
Listen
jermainia:
“Soldier of Love” - Sade
F-ing love her!
Dec 9th
Listen
wordsinmymouth:
FUCKYES!!!
I’ve been so all about GaGa that I forgot about my girl...
Dec 9th
Top on or off?
Dec 9th
(via coreysean)
So adorbz when he’s being silly, but...
Dec 9th
benjyie:
thereal1990s:
(via littlemissmarina)
Daria...
Dec 9th
It's funny, now that I HAVE to shop, I...
Whenever it’s for someone else, it’s more of a chore than it is for fun. Shopping for...
Dec 9th
The best part of being an IT you ask?
Finding someone’s porn in the DVD drive of their laptop.
Dec 8th
Leave that ass leakin' like Rapper demos
Dec 8th
Listen
(via grace-notes | sasquatchserialkiller)
The Notorious B.I.G. - Hypnotize
Can’t not.
Dec 8th
I can't carry a grown up conversation to...
If I wanted to have a grown up conversation, I’d grow up, and I refuse.
Dec 8th
I'm probably the last person in the...
But did anyone notice this? Inspiration, perhaps?
Dec 8th
Watch Glee's "Mattress" Episode
And I challenge you to NOT feel good about yourself afterward. Even if you don’t keep up...
Dec 8th
Watch
Smile - Nat King Cole (Originally sung by Charlie Chaplin)
:)
Dec 8th
uppereastside:
mutations:
unicornology:
(via...
Dec 8th
mighty-mau:
siesetechnopudieravolver:
thewarindrew:
i...
Dec 8th
lordolimar:
(via carlovely)
Beeker did always seem like...
Dec 8th
What I wouldn't give for a snow day...
;[
Dec 8th
warrennotg:
Mr. T knows what’s up
I’d want this to...
Dec 8th
(via friskky | fuckyeahcyanideandhappiness)
Haha, Oh NOEZ!
Dec 8th
nickjonasthinks:
yep.
(submitted by: ohhcynfiahh)
Dec 8th
(via helveticunt | pi4nobl4ck | andafern)
Dec 8th
Listen
fuckyeahsnl:
boredintheburbs:
sometimesagreatnotion:
I Wish It Was Christmas Today - Julian...
Dec 8th
Thanx Jess!
jessnha: 827: I actually have it, too. I was just posting the link for someone. oh hahaha i...
Dec 8th
Thanx Jess!
I actually have it, too. I was just posting the link for someone.
Dec 8th
Anyone have MP3 of Lady Gaga "Christmas...
(via mattevrard) Go Here
Dec 8th
Watch
THIS wins the award for BEST BAD ROMANCE PARODY EVAR.
LOLZ.
Dec 8th
(via maxmcknight | themuff1nman | juiceinabox)
Dec 8th
GPOYT: “It’s so cold that it looks like...
Dec 8th
Cho-cha!!
Dec 8th
Note to self: Remember to print these next...
Dec 8th
Fuuuuu, this looks like it hurt.
Dec 8th
“Sup, It’s Jesus.”
Dec 8th
I’LL DO IT!!
Dec 8th
(via benjyie)
Dec 8th
(via flickflickflicker | tiresome)
Dec 8th
I'm freezing my nips off over here
It’s like 40° in LA. That’s pretty cold for us.
Dec 8th
Watch
theduty:
Crank Dat (Tappercise).
aHAHAHAHAH.
Dec 8th
Watch
darth-vader:
Bad Romance parody. HAHAHAHAHA.
If Napoleon Dynamite did a Bad Romance parody, this...
Dec 8th
And she hides true love en su bulsillos
She’s got a halo ‘round her finger around you.
Dec 8th
Target >>> Walmart
Walmart is dookie wrapped in poo rolled in shit-flakes.
Dec 8th